Book Tickets

Our next production will be Vetting Procedures, an original farce by Thomas Cobb. Performances will be on the 10–11 July and 16–18 July 2026. Sign up to our mailing list and be the first to know when tickets go on sale.

If you’re interested in getting involved, whether it’s on stage, behind the scenes or front-of-house, why not come along and meet us on a Wednesday night?


 

Vetting Procedures

by Thomas Cobb

Welcome to Little Paws Pet Clinic, the purr-fect place to look after your little furry friends. Whether your cat is feline poorly, your gerbil is looking a bit fur-lorn or your hamster is stuck in a vicious cycle, their expert team is here to make things better.

But a looming government inspection, new staff members and budding romances have put everybody in a flap, with the resulting mix-ups and miscommunications leading to paw-sitively hilarious consequences.

Don’t miss the tail-spinning chaos in this original new farce by Thomas Cobb.

Performances will take place at the Church of the Ascension Hall in Beaufort Road, Ealing W5 3EB (Map) on:

  • Friday 10th July 2026 at 8pm
  • Saturday 11th July 2026 at 7pm
  • Thursday 16th July 2026 at 8pm
  • Friday 17th July 2026 at 8pm
  • Saturday 18th July 2026 at 7pm